HTC Evo

I had the Droid X for a week until LSBoy got into a fight with Verizon
Now I have an HTC Evo and I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

FUCKING BAD TIMING

WORST TIME TO BE BROKEN UP WITH------RIGHT BEFORE THE BAR EXAM

Why........WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY would a guy break-up with a girl a week before the BARZAM. Why would he decide to throw away two years of hard work, especially when the girl wasn't aware of the looming distance because she was too busy STUDYING FOR THE FUCKING BAR!

I hate you. You will never read this but I think you are one of THE most selfish creatures ever put on this earth.

You have decided recently that you MADE A MISTAKE well fuck you. Your little game was not funny and could and probably will be the reason my favorite law school BFF is going to fail the Bar exam.

I can't tell her I hate you because I don't want to hurt her and I know she still loves and respects you. BUT I HATE YOU. I think you consistantly do the most hurtful, selfish things and no matter what you say or do you have proven that the only person important to you....is YOU.

I hope you have a miserable life asshole.

PS BREAK UP AFTER THE BAR

Chubby Chasers

Chubby Chasers

Ok please do not take offense to this if you are not a 90lb "LA Skinny" girl, because I could not be further from that. In fact lately I've been putting on the lbs. This story is about a man, a smaller than average man, who "appears" to be extremely weight conscious for himself and his wife. His tiny little adorable wife is a one of my best friends. She made herself privy to some interesting, yet disturbing information regarding her husbands super secret porn preferences.

I may or may not have inspired one or two gals to investigate their significant others porn by way of a Facebook post that read, "I found an app that shows up as "todo" or some other inconspicuous name but is really a private porn browsing app for men, that is password protected. I am on to you men! haha!"

I thought it was brilliant and hilarious. I don't care about porn it doesn't bother me....anymore. It doesn't really strike my fancy but it doesnt offend or threaten me either. My boyfriend is free to lock himself in the bathroom any time he wants. ;)

Anyway, shortly after my facebook post (and this could be a coincidence) my girl friend forwarded the most horrifying pictures she found in her husbands regular porn rotation. These pictures were viceral to say the least. Big women, with huge bologne nippels and meat curtains and big red pookies. MY FUCKING GOD.

So the question is WHAT THE FUCK! Is he putting up a front by preparing SALAD five to six days a week, and be ridiculously into staying thin and making sure his beautiful wife stays thin but secretly wanting something with a little, or a lot of meat on their bones?

Do men look at porn that comports with their real life taste in women? Does he really truly want his wife thin or does he just do that for the whole perfect appearance to others thing?

I am THOROUGHLY confused. I once had a white boyfriend whose porn collection was only black chicks taking it in the ass. Him and I had never done that so I began to believe that he wasn't really happy with my "tight white ass." Whats the deal fellas?

from my drops x

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Deception

Today was one of those rare days where I met with a client and felt his pain. Lately my empathy has burnt out and I wonder if I even have it anymore. It was 4:00 and I was in the lobby talking to one of my volatile male clients when another man walked in. I wasn't familiar with this guy. He smelled like Old Spice and now I think I know why his case bothered me. He reminded me of my dad. This man was married for 29 years when his wife suddenly and abruptly left him for her highschool sweetheart. He brought a suitcase full of "proof" of what a wretched woman his ex-spouse is.

The man is 60 years old and he feels too tired to go through all of this. His house was wrecked by his ex who had six cats living in the house. She was a legit hoarder--he brought pictures. The worst part of these divorce cases is the left over love that still lingers in the one who was hurt. He spoke of his ex in a way that led me to believe she ruined his soul. He was defeated. Several times during our consultation I found myself locking eyes with him and at one point I just wanted to give him a pep talk. Poor, Poor guy.

So my day started with a 26 year old boy who got taken by an immigrant woman who only wanted citizenship. He really loved her and now he is ruined as well. And my day ended with a 60 year old man who was equally devastated.

Men may be more likely to cheat but when women hurt men they are ruined for life, in a profound way. Why live a lie, why deceive those you love the most--don't do it. It is just flat out cruel.