Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Warning XXX

There is this phenomenon, one that baffles me, one that makes me think men are dumber than I already do. You know like the guys who think the Hooters girls really liked them, or the one's who pay for lap dances and think they've met their soul mate...Here it is the infamous "Dick Picture."

I've never understood this. If a guy sends me a picture of his junk I'll probably die laughing then call Verizon and have his number blocked. But I guess there are a few adventurous, maybe skanky types that enjoy pictures of the awkward male anatomy. I think we can all agree that a woman's body is sensuous, a work of art if you will. A man's body, well, not so much.

Have you ever seen that Seinfeld episode? Well that's how I would feel about receiving a dick picture. I'm no prude---believe me! And friends please don't elaborate on that ;). But sending me a picture of your penis will do absolutely nothing for me. Take note.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Conversely, most guys would LOVE to receive unsolicited pictures of naked women. But is it the gender of the picture or the person receiving it that matters? You say you think a woman's body is sensuous, so would you be okay getting sent a pictures of lady business? If so, that's the kind of thing you should mention to guys you like. Instant win.

Great blog, btw.

JD-Maybe said...

No...I can do without naked pics on my phone. :) but I can appreciate why ppl like looking at naked women. We just look better that way...thx for reading!

Pollyanna said...

I AGREE!! When I get these pictures, I SHOW all my friends and we die laughing..