Sunday, December 19, 2010

Why lawers hate their clients

1. You call 250 times a week to tell me something I already know.

2. You have your friends and family send me gratuitous notes that we don't need.

3. You think you are the only client I have.

4. You are an asshole for suing

5. You are an asshole for being sued

6. You don't pay your bills

7. You don't comply with discovery requests

8. You harass me non stop when there is nothing more I can do until court

9. You call when someone looks at you wrong

10.. YOU don't respect that my time is money and you are wasting it and not paying your bill.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You complain that we bill you $210/hr and don't we do get the job done.

You complain that we bill you $210/hr and don't file motions that you dictate to us.

You complain that we bill you $210/hr and don't expose or corrupt cronies we play this game with your future and money

Carbon Copy Pro said...

Lol, where did that come from? Lawyers suck.