Sunday, September 28, 2008

Sunday Fun Day.......

It started out ok. Woke up cleaned the shithole made myself presentable, studied, moved my car every two hours to avoid the fee at the library, I didn't buy that $4 cup of milky way heaven coffee that I wanted so bad, ate a bagel for lunch and didn't eat breakfast, got my torts homework done and saw a movie.

Where did it go bad ........It went bad at the Farmers Market that's where. I don't know why I insist on parking there! I didn't get it validated either. $20 fucking dollars later here I am irritated. :( Here is my unhappy review of My Best Friends Girl:

It sucked and I'll tell you why. I'm pretty sure the concept was based on this stupid mind fucking book out there for socially awkward boys called The Game. The book is kinda brilliant if you are that lame and need to psychologically molest people to get a peice of ass. I appreciate manipulation as much as the next guy and I consider myself a master at the art but not when its used to really truly hurt people. And believe me it's real. Guys really do this shit I've seen it with my own eyes. I have a lot of filthy guy friends (no offense my luvs) who share all and I mean all their dirty, filthy, scandalous stories with me. So I got the inside scoop on this stupid book. Anyway, back to the movie.

Dane Cook is hard to look at
Jason Biggs is worse

The acting was shitty--no chemistry between the two mentioned above. It just didn't work. The profanity and vulger-ness (my fav) were over the top and just didn't fit. I mean the raunchier the better but it didn't flow with the rest of the movie. I don't know how to explain that. You know when someone is trying too hard it just doesn't work.

There was so much running and smoking I couldn't figure out if I was gonna go home and run or go buy a pack of smokes. The roommate who was supposed to represent the promiscuous sex freak wasn't convincing at all. A box full of vibrators....not that shocking sorry to break it to ya! I absolutely love to see people push the envelope especially in real life but when its forced and unnatural looking it kinda kills it.

I'm not sad that I saw it cuz I got to hang out with my lil nugget but man $20 to park and a lame bueno.


Eva said...

Hey give it some did have a couple good qualities: saucy tart, the eyebrow incident and the previews!

Anonymous said...

Haha. Poor Mr. least he's working?