Monday, April 22, 2013

Bacon

i fucking love eggs
but i dont know how to cook bacon

9:23pm
Shannon Elizabeth
It's easy!!!

9:24pm
JDMAYBE
how

9:24pm
Shannon Elizabeth
It's the only thing I can cook

9:24pm
JDMAYBE
its like cooking rice
im good at rice
but i cant cook bacon

9:24pm
Shannon Elizabeth
You just throw it in a pan. Then flip. Then done!

9:24pm
JDMAYBE
explain like you are telling a five year old
no
not good enough thats not true

9:24pm
Shannon Elizabeth
I wouldn't tell a 5 year old to use a stove.

9:25pm
JDMAYBE
ok an age appropriate first time bacon cooker
lol

9:25pm
Shannon Elizabeth
Big frying pan, med heat, I cut the bacon strips in half, place all that fit on the hot pan.

9:25pm
JDMAYBE
it sits there for a long time tho right

2 comments:

D said...

Ha! I'll make a "how to" video for you.

JD-Maybe said...

LOL. That is how I learn how to do all things important. Like eyeliner and opening statements. ;)